Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
last night I mixed vodka in with my protein shake... and you tell me my new years resolution was impossible
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