There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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