Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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