Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
This is the prime rib incident all over again
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Is it sacrilegious to take tequila shots on Saint Patrick's day?
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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