You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
And then he said "I can't get blown while Gordon Bombay and Mr. Holland stare at me from the TV"
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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