Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
