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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday

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(518): View more from New York

everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.

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(707): View more from California

tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it

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(818): View more from California

She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....

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(479): View more from Arkansas

I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour

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(330): View more from Ohio

he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in

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(858): View more from California

My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.

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