A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
Randomize
