Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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