Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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