You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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