awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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