So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Are we still banned from the library?
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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