If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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