You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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