Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Also, beer. Big fan.
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
