Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
Do vagina's smell?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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