So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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