Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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