its not stalking. its research.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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