why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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