Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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