I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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