dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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