so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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