sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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