last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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