i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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