Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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