Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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