And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
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