Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
I need like a hormone stopper. Or a chastity belt. Or like a lady business alarm that goes off when I'm being too drunk.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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