do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
i feel like a cleansing fire is the only way to purify the house
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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