Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Just transferred the sun chips from that obnoxious Eco-friendly bag into a zip lock. Fuck the environment, that bag is loud.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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