I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
We don't watch enough power rangers
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Randomize
