It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
do nipples grow back?
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