I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Randomize
