Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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