is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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