I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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