what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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