I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
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