We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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