I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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