My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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