butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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