You were right. It hurts to walk today.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
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