i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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