i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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