Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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