pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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