i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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