problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
I couldnt decide if i wanted to pee first or vomit. So i Peed sideways while throwing up into the tub.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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