Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
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