there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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