"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Randomize
