i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
just come out here and I will go home with you...
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
you would pick up someone in the library
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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