Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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