i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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